This! I’m not one to have a celeb crush, but I haven’t been right since that movie. MBJ is so delicious.

What number can I call to report a psychopathic lunatic with access to nuclear codes putting millions and millions in danger?

I didn’t even know she was married.

OMG... you totally left out this nugget... the originally title of this piece was “What If You Could Get Your Own Immigrant?”

I knew it felt like February was flying by, but is it seriously already April Fools Day? Because this is a damb mess.

Bwahaha. They must have taken notes from Trumps administration and hired some completely inexperienced “wax sculptor” because he was on the board or something.

I agree 100%!!! This is evil. He happens to be mentally ill, but he is evil... and being evil is why he committed this act. I strongly feel that some humans are defective/evil beings. Stop lumping them in with non-evil people with mental illness.

I’m sure they knew his last name. People had positively identified him and they knew exactly who they were looking for. Cruz, though it is a Latin/Hispanic last name, doesn’t indicate race. There are white & black Latinos. But yes, I agree, being a white man saved him.

I don’t talk out loud to myself often, but when I do, it’s to say, “OMG, are you serious?!” after seeing a commercial about Omarosa’s new reality TV show. Can she just poof-be-gone, please!?????

That’s not autocorrect’s fault. I had an ex who used to blame autocorrect on his inability to use “your” and “you’re” properly. (He’s a sweetie, BTW... just didn’t work out.) But, I don’t see how it would be possible to type in “you’re,” or even “youre,” and it be autocorrected to “your.” If anything, autocorrect…

I feel bad that department stores are going out of business. They employ local people and are generally convenient. However, it just so happens that online shopping is much more convenient, especially with free shipping and returns. I haven’t stepped food in a department store in ages. Sorry for contributing to this.…

Well, then you shouldn’t subscribe to eating out then. Stay your ass at home or get food from places where tipping isn’t customary, like fast food spots. You do have options.

I make sure they see me leaving it or give it to them directly. Especially at a bar when I’m going to be back for more drinks. I need to get credit for my damn tip!

When first entering a party or a club or any other type of social event, do not pretend to take an urgent phone call or text just because you don’t happen to know anyone there and you’re not quite sure where to stand. << No... I’m taking this into 2018 and beyond. What the hell else am I supposed to do?

Stop letting them rando men in your house around your kids!!

I don’t understand why so many people starred this comment. Did they mistaken the star for a thumbs down? Anyway, I couldn’t care less whether someone is inconsistent about calling out sexual harassers.

Who approved this to be published?

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lmao... this is literally facts for me > “great-aunts who had doorways full of beads separating the kitchen and the dining room.”

So, Kevin Hart is a cheater. Who cares. Moving on.