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Even a single alcohol binge can cause serious health problems. According to a new study by the National Institutes of Health, a bout of heavy drinking causes bacteria to leak from the gut and release toxins into the blood—which leads to an excessive production of immune cells that could potentially damage body…

A plastic tablet was also unearthed just under the topsoil:

I'd like to hear the story he told after the question "For the record, how do you spell your last name?"

This records a jaw-dropping moment of spectacular grotesqueness.

It wasn't that long ago, it's right here: http://lifehacker.com/5943071/keep-y…

Or use a spring from a pen.carefully rotate it around the cord and voila. Actually there was an article about this solution on lifehacker some years ago. You have to sacrifice a pen though. My iphone cable is still usable after 2 years after it was chewed up by my cat.

If there's one thing you can count on me to do, it's give you way more information than you'll ever need. With charts.

The old "This is what I hear you saying." thing really is great. Paraphrasing back what your partner has said lets them find out whether they actually got their point across like they meant and heads off confusion early in the discussion.

Yep. I'm a girl, and apparently I have a "male" communication style because I respond by suggesting solutions.

If you're the type of person who likes to fix things and solve problems, don't assume every complaint your SO makes is a troubleshooting request. Sometimes it's just about venting.

"Alright honey, ads are on so we can talk for a bi-OH MY GOD TACO BELL HAS A TWINKIE-FLAVORED CHALUPA!!!"