I whole-heartedly agree. Just don’t do what I did and put a bell on your bike that sounds like a very common iPhone alert tone (high pitched “Dinggggg!”) that walkers on my busy local trail are apparently conditioned to ignore.

And based on his Twitter profile his g/f is throwing fastballs, too. With ‘dat ass!

Wait a sec, is this all just an elaborate ploy to make Hamilton Nolan’s posts relevant to Deadspin?!

Hit hard by the rise of Trump, the New Yorker is clearly trying a new approach: