You started an affair with a 17-year old when you were 24? 

CG,

Right, I’m going to out myself as a complete bastard here, but let me try to offer some perspective:

I am married to a wonderful, supportive, brilliant woman—who happens to come from a wonderful, supportive, often brilliant family. I won the goddamned lottery in my marriage—but my relationships prior to this point…

Tell men that a single room at a single event is off limits to them for a couple of hours and it’s a war crime to be tried at the Hague. Implement and nourish a work culture openly hostile for over a decade and “ThaT’S JuSt VieDEo GamES BRo”

Everyone knows Spartans can only achieve sexual arousal and climax by teabagging the fallen bodies of the opposite team.

not the kind of comment worth anyone’s time in the least

Nope, half-ass Big Bang knock offs.

when i read that this game will run on a standard Xbox One and PS4...

There aren’t any pedestrians on the Bay Bridge, which confused the Mustangs.  They wandered ‘round and ‘round searching fruitlessly for a crowd.

No, it’s really not.

there is one glaring issue with your pc that i noticed as soon as i saw that diagram. you are setting yourself up for a negative case pressure situation. by that, i mean you have more exhaust fans then intake fans. in negative pressure setups, air gets sucked out of the case faster than air is brought in by intakes.…

Hi, Filip, how’s the job search going?

My wife and I have an abiding belief that every person on the planet should be made to work at least one year in the service industry, be that retail, food service, customer support, or what have you.

The idea behind this belief is that while having walked a mile in the company shirt won’t stop everyone from shitting…

“I don’t want to do this because it makes me and my family uncomfortable,” is full-enough reason not to do something, full stop.

Do you not pronounce DOJ like doge?

“I just want to point something out: If you follow the rules, ‘ness’ implies that the SNES is pronounced ‘sness,’ 3DS is pronounced ‘three deess,’ and N64 is ‘nuh-sixty-four.’”

Counterpoint: Teldrassil was an abomination created by a crazed druid obsessed with regaining immortality.

Also, For the Horde.

Do they sell a smaller vest that I can put on my penis?

I remember that guy!

Bateman/Batman... Coincidence?

The same reason you like Futurama. You like what you like. A person who doesn’t like Futurama or thinks animation is a waste of time will similarly not understand your love of it. People don’t need a reason for what they like and they certainly don’t need to explain to someone who doesn’t get it, why they like it.…