Let me ask my wife to jump up and down for me. Will report back.

Maseratis are beautiful cars but most of them have an interior that’s comparable to a mid range Ford... Also notoriously unreliable and expensive to maintain. For the same price, the M4 would be way nicer.

I legit stared at the side by side picture trying to figure out which one was in game and which one was cosplay. Boy did I feel stupid... 10 minutes later.

GenjiDog reminded me that there is a GenjiCat comic!

I didn’t until I read your comment.

A 10% to 15% chance of spawning a female general in a faction that has historically had female leaders is equivalent to a feudal Japan game with white samurais everywhere... and it represents a MAJOR problem... need I say more?

Welp I’m probably only going to be playing Satsuki in the Kill La Kill game while nursing a perpetual boner...

Pretty sure I got it right.

Your suspension of disbelief extends to every historical inaccuracy in the game... just not women. The presence of which you equate to having white samurais in a feudal japan game... despite the fact that there were actual recorded female leaders during that period...

An anachronism is comparable to an anachronism. One shouldn’t get special treatment.

Interesting. I never equated a general group to being Nazis. I literally specified “you can be mean to Nazis”, not “you can be mean to all people who complain because they are Nazis”. I said that because some of the people complaining ARE ACTUAL Nazis. You somehow put that label on yourself, with zero help from me.

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Wow... but... you literally just said that one shouldn’t get special treatment... now you are telling me that women generals should get special treatment...

I mean, I’m also completely ignoring the fact that you went from “omg women in mai game, how dare they not be faithful to history” to “i don’t care that other…

Yet of all the anachronism in the game, you only focused on female generals. One shouldn’t get special treatment?

You just keep digging.

So basically what you are saying is that the absurdity of seeing a rocket launcher in a game about ancient Rome is EQUIVALENT to seeing a female general. AGAIN. PRETTY SURE THAT MEANS YOU GOT SOME PRETTY DEEP ROOTED INSECURITIES ABOUT WOMEN IN POWER.

Look man, at this stage you might as well just…

Give Caesar a rocket launcher and space lasers and you literally change the game. Have female generals... changes what? I mean you have a unit in the game that behaves like all other unit of the same class... but is female... holy fucking hell that makes it literally unplayable? Some of the armor/weapon in the game…

Ok... you are playing a game that literally pits historical figures that has NEVER fought against in each other (historically) against each other. That and probably 100s of historical inaccuracies... and it’s female generals that totally ruined for you...

“Splendid victory general! Now shall we retire to our tents and have orgasmic butt sex with the surviving men?”

+ 50 Morale

“Less women in power of position” = “quality of life feature”

Oooooo boy...

They can just include a checkbox in the settings that says “I’m a sexist cunt” and it turns off female generals. I’d pay to see whether they click it or not.

eeeehhh... “human being” may be stretching it a little.

Customers aren’t always right. Sexist nazi ass munchers are DEFINITELY not right, ever. Totally justified to be assholes to them.