Ok... you are playing a game that literally pits historical figures that has NEVER fought against in each other (historically) against each other. That and probably 100s of historical inaccuracies... and it’s female generals that totally ruined for you...

“Splendid victory general! Now shall we retire to our tents and have orgasmic butt sex with the surviving men?”

+ 50 Morale

“Less women in power of position” = “quality of life feature”

Oooooo boy...

They can just include a checkbox in the settings that says “I’m a sexist cunt” and it turns off female generals. I’d pay to see whether they click it or not.

eeeehhh... “human being” may be stretching it a little.

Customers aren’t always right. Sexist nazi ass munchers are DEFINITELY not right, ever. Totally justified to be assholes to them.

Was gonna say something about how sad these bunch of idiots are, but man did you nail it perfectly.

I for one LOVED that they did.

pretty sure it’s a totoro of totoro

UUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh... oh what the hell... fap fap fap

I still cannot accept the ending. *tears up*

Japan? It’s banned in Japan???? Anybody  else see irony in this?

Ah man, her and Ayu were the ones who got me into J-Pop. I still have “So Crazy” in my youtube favorite playlist.

1. My new dentist looks like Denise Richards when she was in her 20s... so a trip to the dentist is actually pretty sexy.

2. Who says we don’t cream our pants when playing Monster Hunter?

3. How do you gals/guys decide who gets to review a porn game? Do you just draw straws or is it completely based on preference?

I miss the raccoon.

After reading the comment thread, it boggles the mind how little understanding people have of basic economic theories and finance in general...

1. Make Video Game
2. Add in poop
3. Profit

Does she have an even younger sister you can move on to when the 23 year old one gets too old?

I thought it was just a plain Dead Pool until you mentioned it. Was like... obviously there had to be one deadpool cosplayer photo bombing.

Dunno man... read the comment section at Fox (make sure you liquor up before you do this), his core supporters still thinks he’s playing 4D chess or something.