So basically his life is a nicer version of Blizzard’s forums.

I own a SaaS company and I can tell you that for every person that hates the auto-reply/solutions, there are 10 that actually get their problems solved. We did an audit last month and 44% of our support tickets are people who don’t know how to register for an account (we have register buttons literally everywhere on…

NEEEEEEERRRDS... You make me so proud. I’m stealing this idea for next bachelor party.

They are also known for losing in similarly stupid fashion in Dota 2.

Longest AV I’ve ever done was 3 days... literally went to sleep, came back on and it was still running... everything that could get summoned was summoned...

Wow. Anybody knows what software he used to generate these?

Ok the 90s modem one was pure genius.

You cheeky little bugger you... star fo you.

Hehe... Yeah I had the “We’re not racist... but...” conversation when I was seeing a West Indian girl for a while.

Heh, my parents (I’m also Chinese) said about the same thing but more in the line of good grades -> good job -> buy house -> get girl (because of previous points) -> have babies.

They gave up after I started undergrad and discovered my inner man-whore tendencies. Their priorities then changed to “please don’t knock…

eeeeeeh... i’ll be honest I thought that was a cosplay of Viserys Targaryen until I actually read the article.

The “Trust me, it was the only way” line also kinda reinforces that theory.

Goddamnit I could have gone on fine with my day without knowing what a cybergoth was...

Really need more people like Geguri in e-sports... or hell gaming in general. The level of toxicity in anything multiplayer is simply nuts today.

Hehe... i had a group of friends who used to D&D every week and the DM was one of those rigid, take everything seriously type. One day the rest of the group decide to just mess with him and go completely buck wild during the run. Irritated him to no tomorrow. All came to a close when, after killing a dragon, instead…

Here’s hoping Mike a fast recovery!

*trying to slap down his confused boner with a phonebook*

False alarm! false alarm damnit!

there’s really no force on this earth more determined than a dude with a boner, a mission, and no social skills. They’re like priapetic Terminators.

When I was 21 I had a fling with a lady in her mid/late-30s (i think...she never told me her age). Awesome times with her. I really don’t see why people would find it weird.

Well obviously death threats and angry tweets, who do you think we are? Well reasoned calm individuals? /s