Oh come on, an Android would do the trick too.

For some reason the first thought that came to mind was “masturbation counts as sensual pleasures?”

Then I saw him without his shirt off...

I’m hoping we’ll get another 5 million dollar echo slam and a new Tobi voice line that people can spam in all chat for years to come.

Wait... actually... wouldn’t it technically be a 10 million dollar echo slam this TI?

I just watched it yesterday and the whole time I thought he said taserface.

Actually, was always curious about that. Is getting the license plate not enough in these cases?

Well if you are an executive at the company... Yeah we say it all the time.

*backstab*

I actually stopped after 3 hours of trying to tap my way out of that part, went to bed and came back after school the next day to attempt it.

I discovered that I could simply vibrate my entire hand instead of actually TRYING to press the button. Made it through first attempt.

Never struggled with those type of…

That explains alot of things actually...

Yeah, would be just as funny honestly.

Pissed, sure. But pissed at who? The investors bought it at a city auction. The city sold it because taxes weren’t being paid. Everything was done by the book here.

And that address excuse is bull. Try not paying your taxes to the IRS for 30 years and see how far the “shit didn’t update my address” excuse takes you.

Then that’s Uber’s issue. OC should take it up with the company not with other drivers that are being creative.

Welcome to the free market.

You may want to study what some of the base characteristics of capitalism actually are before making that statement...

Gamers being understanding???? How dare they!

Although they’re able to stop Meteor, it appears to wipe out the planet anyway, and at the end of the game the only survivor we see is Red XIII, a dog who gains strength from his hairpins. 

I’m stealing that analogy. So hilariously accurate.

That... does not really boost confidence in the success rate of this endeavour lol

fake news

you are a horrible person but here’s my star anyways