Ubisoft hiring White House staff I see.

During our honeymoon phase, me and my wife used to have sex about 4 times a day. It was both wonderful and exhausting.

Fast forward 4 years and we barely have sex once a month. However, we have never been more in love and happy with each other. This may very well be because we snuggle more than a litter of puppies in…

I love it that even when TongFu was like “gg wp”, Loda was all like “reported”

Douchey is a pre-requisite for anybody working at the big 4.

Do Europeans just have old Viking ships laying around everywhere?

EA probably recruiting him now as we speak.

Because generally assholes aren’t that smart or rich enough to make something like that happen.

I’ll have what you smoking

(please don’t shit on me in the comments, I know what an asshole I sound like here)

I think it’s assumed that the room once held Jupiter but it was completely cannibalized for building material for the megastructure.

how have i never heard of this until now 0.o

That be a huge baguette or a really tiny shotgun.

Sad to say say that gamers now are professional throwers of bitch fits first and gamers second...

*throws stone through your window with a note attached that says your membership to the PC master race has been revoked*

All kidding aside... I didn’t even know you needed more than 24FPS until I started building a new computer and looking at Gaming monitors.

objectively worst BEST FF game

Whatever the reason, see you in 2030, Final Fantasy VII Remake!

It’s only kidnapping if Ganon does it. If it’s Link it’s a “forced” date.

We’re not exactly talking about a handgun here. I doubt you can conceal an assault rifle + shotguns and I’m pretty sure anybody walking around with those would get reported pretty quickly.

Yeah but in the off chance they didn’t fix it they can be like “well we did say SHOULD”.

Cool your jets. My old firm has a branch in Tokyo and we used to bounce around between branches a lot. Upper/middle management used to always joke about fucking up their employees during these drinking sessions and I’ve seen them lay off employees who didn’t go out with them much. All my friends/co-workers say it’s…