Wait... is this a repost? I swear I read this months ago...

But technically she assaulted him...

Uh... have you ever SEEN a chinese government military parade?

Because... uh... Blizzard?

Get a dog

There are limitations to what you can agree to in a contract. Unlimited protection against liabilities, contracts in perpetuity, etc., a lot of these will not hold up in court. In fact, a lot of those waivers you sign before doing something crazy like bungie jumping or sky diving actually doesn’t shield the company…

Awesome! My fap material is back!

And now you made want to buy the expansions and play the game again... damn you Luke! Damn you all to traffic-jammed hell!

I don’t get the first one...

tentacles never censored because not penises...

Well... short term... hell yes.

But... but... Black and White was awesome! *orders beast to fling poop*

Very curious how end-game is going to work in this game. Because it has to be somewhat rooted in realism, you can only push the difficulty so far without being just “dump a hangar worth of bullets” into a boss.

Don’t get me wrong, i loved my G502 mouse... but 1 year in and the cord is already busted.

Don’t get me wrong, i loved my G502 mouse... but 1 year in and the cord is already busted.

Actually let me rephrase that.

Will this ruin lives? Yes.
Will this ruin friendships? Yes.
Is this going to blow up in your face like a bag of shit strapped on a stick of dynamite? Most probably.
Knowing all this do you still want do it? Yes? HIT DAT SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!
No? Go whack off.

Jesus dude live a little. All is fair in love and war.

Wut? NO! DON’T BE A PUSSY! DO IT!

Uh then that would completely destroy the pick/counter pick phase of LoL or Dota... which is a HUGE part of the game.