Oh man, that DDoS dong is really giving it to Bangor.

What do Fanning and Skye have to do with this?

And just like the rest of America, looks like the hackers forgot about the Dakotas

When they came for Cecil,
I remained silent;
I was not a lion.

When they shot up Harambe,
I remained silent;
I was not an ape.

When they came for Pedals,
I remained silent;
I wasn’t a bear.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.

She’s a hateful bitch.

A bad hombre for sure

You forgot one.

I’m going to prepare nourishment so delicious that these humans taste receptors will want to throw a ball through a basketball ring!

“Why do you keep foolishly running for President when it’s clear nobody likes you, Ted?”

Ugh. Good point. At least while Nader was out there it was sort of endearing in a “Awww, well bless his heart” kind of way.

Cruz: “Quarterbacks aren’t paid to make political statements, they’re paid to get rings. Remember Larry Bird? He used to get 20 rings a game sometimes. Heck of a quarterback.”

Yeah, but how much was that Creedence worth?

I hear his MySpace page is awesome, though

Isn’t it true Trump’s email server is on Windows ‘03 or some shit?! Like, they don’t even make security updates for anymore, right? This bag of burnt popcorn probably has a xanga page

Dude looks like a thumb with tattoos and a hat.

Now would be a good time for the Packers to trade for Pablo Sandoval.