Lacy: I’m not fat! There’s just more of me to tackle.

“CODE JELLY”

She’s amazing. I loose my temper, start shouting and become sick with rage just thinking about all this, and she stares it in the face in public month after month after year after year and is cool as an ice cube the entire time. I’m not going to live long enough to read how history finally rates her, but I think it’s…

Q: How do you like them apples?

The modern NBA has too many glory boys and too much dribbling.

That was exactly what came to mind when she mentioned “middle out” economic growth. Definitely the most efficient way to excite the economy.

I was picking up food at a Lebanese restaurant and walked in at that moment. Everyone in the restaurant stared to laugh.

Did anybody else notice that Trump pulled a perfect Sideshow Bob last night?

Anyone ever see the South Park where Wendy beats up Cartman in the schoolyard?

“No, you’re a turd sandwich.”

You’re the puppet. No, you’re the puppet.

NO! You’re a puppet.

I don’t know, the moment when Trump said “Nobody respects women more than me.” and the audience laughed was also pretty great.

I would like to counter with the best part of the debate being when Hillary discussed her “middle-out” strategy for growing the economy. She clearly does her research:

I was pleased to see the comity he displayed with “this is a Namaste woman” though.

also where the fuck does he come off calling someone else a puppet when he literally looks like muppet

“I moved on her like a ewe”

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!