Isn’t this one of the rooms from the Shining?

What did you hear, Clarice? +1

Not pictured: Shari Lewis

I mutton let myself make a lamb pun. Sheariously.

“And then I said, Ewe, Minister, are no Jack Kennedy!”

“Ever been with two white ladies?”

Photo is obviously photochopped.

And Labrador, man!!!

So true. Though I can only hope her list was in a notebook like this.

Counterpoint:

I Khan smoke anything, man. I even smoke that tied stick, you know?

Bills fans don’t take a day off

Clarification: Cream soda is good.

I feel like this article is a thinly veiled slam on cream soda and I, for one, am offended!

True patriotism is hating the government so much that you take advantage of millions in government loan guarantees and actively campaign for a paying job in the US Senate.

You know, for all of us who just can’t get enough of Schilling during THIS election... #BeautifulDaughter

I’ve been contacted by people whose opinion I give credence to and I listen to and I listened.