Well, looks like it’s time to reset the “Days Since We Shit on the MLS” incident counter.

HOT TAKES DON’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!!

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

“Whatever we decide to do will be a big surprise”

it is the 15th anniversary of the September 11th attacks on New York and Washington

In that case, great! The Ice Bucket challenge raised quite a bit of money and awareness, and there have been some pretty serious breakthroughs in ALS research because of that.

“Troy has blood coming out of his eyes, and his whatever."

Facing Adversity, Liberal Parasite Accepts Handout

The New York Post covered this story this morning, but their headline said: Typical Millennial Asks For A Free Ride

Be careful of some of the taco trucks.

LET’S MESS WITH TEXAS

Tacos > Whataburger

Yes, heaven help us if a political statement (and the resulting apoplectic response about jeopardizing the sanctity of the national anthem, at a sports game, in fucking exhibition season) forces some people to actually be exposed to dialogue about racism.

I heard that by not standing he is disrespecting puppies and Craig Sager’s fight with cancer. I heard that. Goddammit why am I so fucking angry all the time.

Thunder Press Release: Great news Game of Thrones fans! You can now spend 38-41 minutes of Thunder on court action time coming up with ways to make King Joffrey references before you need to use them!

Of possible equal interest to non-Thunder fans and/or people who are not this guys mom:

Lady at work says to me a few years ago

I don't either. But I do care about lots of other trashy shit

Well, I don't even own a TV and only see foreign movies at art houses because I'm so into culture.