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Everybody should check out No No: A Dockumentary if they haven’t already. Also I couldn’t get my phone to post this gif properly.

Not true, either!

[takes drugs]

Dock Ellis, 1971 World Series champion.

“He just got off of crutches the day...”

I'm really glad to discover you weren't insulting Redd Foxx.

The fact a decent seat there costs about $73 million a game allows the Yankees to be so gracious to keep the name corporate free.

And the winner of your online naming poll will be...

+18

I can call it anything I want? Cool! I'll call it Hawk Harrelson's Hometastic Stadium of Magical Fun and Whimsy!

It's always sunny in Philadelphia.

"See? That's all I was trying to do was tell my boy that I loved him so! I guess it didn't come out that way, though. Oh well."—Marv Marinovich

you’re Todd Haley’s kid?

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

i have forwarded these comments to charles shipan at your university.

what black person uses “dey” in written form?

IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’

I wish he’d just come out and say it. “We all hate this guy. He’s a prick of the highest order. I don’t want to play him ever again and I’m pissed we have to even keep him until Friday. He’s played like hot garbage all year and it’s a joke to even have him in my dugout.”