Because it won't baby.

Jalopnik insanity!

Where is this place? How have all these cars come together in such a shameful, degrading way?

Are you lost? Did you accidentally find yourself on an automotive website? I think you must have been looking for Gawker; it's two doors down on the left. But before you go on your way, here's a brief highlight: even when two cars share a basic chassis, everything from the powertrain, suspension tuning, aesthetics,…

Spider eyes.

I see what you did there.

I'm thinking of buying truck 'nuts' for my Smart FourTwo. Along with a Romney/Ryan sticker, just for good measure.

$kaybait level: 7.

Heh, I got way more excited about their realistic cars, too.

I'm just a "Good ole boy!"

Mine was similar as well! :D

Friend of mine when he was younger got picked on by his older sister, at one point, he swung this at her and smacked her upside the head, loved that these toys caused gashes and stitches.

I kid you not. I played this game well into the early 2000's.

THIS THIS THIS

I have a Tonka Truck just like this. Have had it since I was a kid and I can still remember building damns in my street.

This may be a repeat, but I didn't find anything on the White House site.

hey Jason, not that it will help, but Jalopnik should promote the petition to congress that I just created.

And now we view the Internet Fuckwad in his native environment ladies and gentleman. Watch as he makes vague generalizations and tries to incite racial tensions. He's a dangerous one in the wilds on the internet, but back in the real world he is 300 pounds of pure apathy and ignorance. Don't worry friends, we keep him…

@Novaload: Agreed. I think it's time for an interview with this Jesse fellow titled: "How to win at life." #1969

Also, opening that hood is like looking through a time portal—-truly amazing to see an original in its natural state, and not all chromed up and spotless.