MINIONS PWNZ ALL!

oh man. I can't believe I just read the beginning of an entire article on Jezebel. me thinks myself orchestrated it as part of a grand conspiracy.

onerunjunior pretty much comes off as a long winded douchecanoe troll with his initial statement. I think it's pretty safe to say that in the real world this is a person I would not hesitate to punch in the face. or put em in the wall. just a reminder folks, Don't feed the trolls. Move along folks there's nothing to…

@onerunjunior what makes a person "intellectually superior"? That's a pretty big ax you're swinging there, junior. I dislike the tone of your comment, but that's okay, say whatever makes you feel superior. We live in a country where people are encouraged to voice their thoughts. I've often found that millionaires …

you missed one . looks like a Hummer. pretty sure that's a Lambo dude

omgwtfkinjabettagetsomeackrite. i only see one when i post are they both there?

okay Torch, you've done it this time. I love to rant and rave like a proper lunatic on this pair .

maybe just a hint of this in the profile of the hood and front fender too. I see that since you said caprice. I'd have to agree with you

the first sketch screams Oldsmobile & Buick to me.

#COTD

holey rusted air-cooled hipster mobile batman! total crack pipe

I know Nissan has the other one, still doesn't stop me from wanting it. if ever I hit the powerball...

i want to buy the other one. i would daily drive the hell out of it

Jesus tapdancing christ That's Amazing!

I read this in James Earl Jones voice, does this make me a bad person?

9/10 would hoon hard. if GM would offer this here in the U.S. the line would form on me. I'd give my Mustang and my Contour both and stacks of 100 dolla bills yall to get in this truck. hell I'd even buy it if they only dropped a 305 in it, or other such similar pansy candy ass nonsense.

wait, this isn't a Fiat? oh no I have to stop my mother from buying one now because she likes the color of this shade of blue!

i have made it home in fabulous craptastic motoring wonders similar to these in 12+ inches of snow . blizzard conditions and such apocoplyptica right here in OK. abandoning my car never once was an option for me. i just cant wrap my head around the notion of abandoning my vehicle.

get the popcorn this will be entertaining. I have a bag of pop weaver's in the microwave now so I can be properly prepared to enjoy all the witty snaky comments from posts like this. and now on with the show!

i approve my and myself concur this could be glorious