Guys, I need help. I live in the US and the only site I visit is Facebook and occasionally Disney.com (when my ISP allows it). But seeing all those girls tease me just isn't doing it for me any more. I'm having a hard time firing my cannon off (if you know what I mean) to those almost-nude babes. Does anyone know…

@Justin: Teen Wolf is a comedy? ... just barely I guess.

The best part of this video is Seth Green rapping. The rest was alright.

@ortizlgnd4: You have to login to view screenshots....lame.

Am I the only one who prefers all the images on the left?

@Yarr!: "People don't like it but that is by far the safest and cheapest way forward"

@PatMan33: Mario Paint! I played it for countless hours. I made a naked, very pixelated, girl in the stamp creator using multiple stamps. I was very proud of it, but couldn't keep it on there in case my parents saw it.

@Yarr!: On top of the fact that the cost is insignificant, my point is also that it is totally not worth it. If a 737 takes a two hour flight and burns ~$5000 in fuel and a First Officer is being paid $100/hr for the flight. The cost of having that pilot is around 4% of just the fuel (not counting other costs). I…

There is no way in hell that having an extra paid pilot in the cockpit is a concern when compared to the operational cost of the jet itself.

@PatMan33: I like Billy too. Everyone is quick to hate him, but his nerdy arrogance is still far too innocent for me to dislike him.

Either way, everybody wins. Including Apple.

Gizmodo... are you twitting your own horn here?

Of course the two at fault survived the accident. Isn't that how it always happens? I think it's Newton's 4th law.

@clearbox: "The only thing you are gonna find is my Pron anyways."

This makes no sense to me.

@A Magician Named Gob: That interface looks hideous.

Who will be tallying the "I'd still hit it" and the "blah blah Hepatitis blah blah" comments?

Imagine is someone wrecked that thing?!

@zimbabwaenquadrillionare: Thank you. That was very helpful.

I put that carpet in my office at home so when my wife comes in to bitch about something, she just gets distracted and offers me money.