I only understood about 25% of what he said, but that was awesome. And catchy.

@relatively_speaking: Umm, there have been Censuses in the past that have asked plenty of personal questions. That's why those rumors exist. Constitutionally, we are not required to answer any questions except the number of people in our household. The problem is where to draw the line. What will the next Census…

"learn more about the people it's trying to serve"

@jrghoull: Yea, it does get old. Where are the weird pics of Jobs? Nowhere. That's where.

Inspired by a bicycle seat?

How about giving those Wiis to children's hospitals?

@dahaka: Sorry, but there is a huge difference when you are talking about an adult murdering a child. We don't all have "that" in us. Even if a child was doing something horrible, I would restrain them, not cut their face and stab them in the chest.

@Stndsh0: It's on the right side. Those two cars are probably just driving the wrong way because the drivers are on cell phones.

I just had my second one die over Thanksgiving break. It was out of warranty. Thanks MS.

As long as they are all getting paid, nobody is dropping Tiger. They will just wait for this to blow over.

Is there any way we can stop using the word A$$clowns? It was funny the first couple of times. But it just sounds too stupid to have real sticking power.

Uhh. That looks awesome.

Why don't they focus on killing tentacle porn first. That seems like a much deeper issue.

That is so effing awesome! One of the best mods I've ever seen. Major kudos to whoever made it!!!

Color me disappointed. #directx11

PC = 30%

@Senpuu: I didn't mean for that to sound rude. I was just curious. #crime

Well, we don't really have seasons here in Florida so weather is never a factor when it comes to beards.

Could we recycle him for fuel? That seems to be in short supply these days.

@Outi: So what is your solution? #crime