It would be bold of him to name his new entity “Fuck Alex Jones and the horse he rode in on - Wars” 

Whether they are in the movie or not, they will deny being in it. What’s exhausting is the interviewers keep asking the same stupid question and expecting a different answer. Imagine being constantly asked about being in a movie you’re not in (or at best have a cameo in) while promoting a movie you’re actually in.

**big Mortal Kombat voice**

Is this the part where they file for bankruptcy, never pay and resurface under a new name?

I thought the same, and I’m surprised he hasn’t started a GoFundMe campaign yet.

Why do I feel some Johnson & Johnson level bullshittery here now. Like he’ll be filing for bankruptcy to escape paying or some other kind of slimy legal maneuver manure .

parent company Free Speech Systems

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer hemorrhoid.

He won’t go to prison, but he could lose InfoWars and that would be a huge blow to the conservative propaganda machine

Is it too much to ask that Alex Jones and Steve Bannon end up in prison together before Christmas?

Couldn’t of happened to a nicer hemorrhoid of a human.

From The NY Times article, Jones has to pay the plaintiff’s legal fees plus whatever the damages are.

You put those things in your legal complaint filing. In this case they asked for:
“Plaintiffs seek relief as follows: A. Monetary damages; B. Punitive damages; C. Attorneys’ fees; D. Costs; E. Declarative relief;”

“Wait, you mean if I say something false about someone else, and they call me out on it, then legally I have to *provide evidence about what I said* in court? They can’t make me do that,, that’s bullshit, this is America, I’m innocent until I say I’m guilty!” ~Alex Jones, basically

Intentional Tort allows for the award of punitive damages.

Punitive damages are difficult to discharge through bankruptcy.

*See also James Gunn and James Wan for hints.

I think that sets the tone that this isn’t a broad movie, this isn’t Shazam!, or anything like that.

Saw some leaks last night that imply he’s in it. And by imply I mean he’s sitting at a table at what I presume to be Aunt May’s home with Peter, Happy, and Aunt May.

Stealing that.

Pizza cutter. All edge, no point.