Can you imagine it? Tony Shalhoub just Eddie Murphy-ing his way through it, playing men, women, young and old.

Yeah, but Orcs are shunned because Orcs in the past chose the dark side. That’s why the comparison to Black people doesn’t work. We as a group didn’t “choose” anything or do anything wrong to deserve our treatment and position.

How about a gold helmet made of real, molten gold?

What a lovely column.

WITNESS ME!

I can’t believe how much I enjoyed The Man From U.N.C.L.E. It was charming as hell.

Not everyone in a super hero /comic book show / movie etc needs to be a superhuman fighting machine, it helps to humanize the punchy kicky types. The normies shouldn’t always be women though. I am kind of getting tired of the “i’m upset that I can’t be of help to you big hero person, but I do know code fu and can hack…

I like Mantis a lot. She is so weird. My favorite Marvel character by far. I hate how she gets bashed for not being a bad ass.

I’ve never watched the show but it sounds like she gained the power to warp reality and make the series about herself.

Take a look at Garrison Keillor’s excuse — it was just a one-time casual, accidental contact.

Not to even marginally defend her but to be fair she hasn’t done anything outrageous or actively lessened the office she holds like literally every other fucker out of that family (to the best of my knowledge anyhow).

Shit man. Theres some writers out there who can’t find a job and to them I say this. If Nick Douglas can get paid to write dumb two bit shit like this then so can you.

Really, it’s come to this?

Because “better” doesn’t always equal “more fun.”

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

My kid got bit last year, 26 stitches. He listened to dad and saved his own life.

Nuke from orbit. Only safe way.

I find air-dropped Fuel-Air explosives are most effective

Should she come help you wipe when you are old? I’m thinking she is better off leaving your fandom behind.

@NyQuil012: Indeed.