Jimmy fallon is like a full-body cringe, made sentient.

When Roy Cohn calls you callous you need to invest in a whole body PedEgg.

Remember, he’s not an athlete who made a mistake: he’s a criminal who can swim.

I had so many good things happen to me this morning, and then this happened.

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I almost skipped this article because it misleadingly implied that Finding Nemo is not perfect!

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

Sweet. I hope he displays some Venusian Aikido and gets drunk on wine!

I appreciated this when I saw it shared this weekend. Single working mom of 3 - my husband died 3 years ago so there’s no dad to take the kids on weekends or to pick up the slack. It’s incredibly hard and sometimes I just am desperate for someone - anyone - to actually understand. There’s no fix or real help that…

“These two disparate viewing experiences bring up questions that have hovered around the childless/parent divide for a long time: are honest depictions of parenthood supposed to be a consolation or a caution?”

Looking forward to Tina Fey saying “Hillary, you did it, c*nt!” next year!

Cult folk who believe in magical diapers and who one day will be god of their own planet; who say jesus visited the U.S.; who for most of their history says black folk could only go to heaven as a servant of whites; who view more porn per than any other state; who condemn hot liquid, except hot chocolate?; says says…

Especially the LDS church. I’m inactive now, but let me tell you, it was so much fun being the one blamed for the divorce - despite my ex’s abysmal track record of even keeping a job. (Not to mention the million other reasons I dumped him.)

I starred this out of horror, not because I “like” what your friend and her sisters went through.

I had a friend who was born into Mormonism, her father was some important Mormon Church official in California. He raped all five of his daughters starting at age 11 until their early-20's, he also let his friends. The church encouraged, coherced the girls to take no action later in life. Just saying... This shit…

yo but fuck her friend who’s like “umm, michelle? you’re on camera? aren’t you trying to be gluten-free? ummm sorry about my friend guys”

You think that slice is so tiny to make his hands look bigger?

I’ve appreciated reading other people’s mantras in the comments. Mine is “Your getting fat.” The typo is deliberate, to anger/motivate me even more.