Volvo always wins.

Pew, pew, pew

That's nuts! That doesn't even sound legal.... You should mention this to Steve Lehto on his next article.

I had a similar experience at Toyota place looking at an FRS. I never dress up over weekends and don't give a rats what people think when I'm on my own time. I ended up buying a Carrera 4. I should go do doughnuts in their parking lot.

Wow. Some people should not sell cars.

A few months ago I purchased a 2005 mini cooper S and as an 18 year old I was approved for a first time buyer loan at 4.2%. Long story short I signed all my papers and drove off later that night in my first car. Fast forward 3 weeks later and my sales woman gives me a text and says "hey looks like all the paperwork…

Went to a BMW dealership walked, walked around and no one asked if I could be helped. I was looking for a 330i.

Mythbusters proved it with a plane. I'd say the car got off light.

That's going to be a very interesting insurance claim.

Objects in mirror are HOLY FUUUUUUCCCCCK!!!!!!!!!!

I was not.

That's pretty awesome for everyone. BMW wins in two ways. They get PR and they get another customer introduced to their brand. The customer gets a new car for free. Even if they have to pay taxes on the car it's a pretty good deal.

Who cares? It's free. If it gets totaled tomorrow its still more than she would've had otherwise.

Holy fawk.... lololololololololololololol, I am laughing so much right now. This has to be one of THE best sentences I’ve read in a long time:
“...likely making some direct people-cloaca-to-van-body contact and getting his orbs and tube all over that deflowered van”