I utterly despise anyone who pulls out the “You’re only doing this for the money” answer. Yes, yes I do go to work for a paycheck as I’m assuming you do as well. If you wont go to work for free, dont ask me to.

Visions of Jules Bianchi running through my head now. :-(

Fuck those eyelashes!

No, we’re at Byers Volvo on N Hamilton Rd. Come by and see us. Also...we’re having Columbus Cars and Coffee here this weekend over at the Import store in the same parking lot.

The XC40 IS coming in the next few years. I think they’re talking 2018-2019. Also...the convertibles as well. :-)

At my Volvo dealership in Columbus Ohio, we CANNOT keep them in stock. As a matter of fact, you won’t see one on the showroom floor.

Does this mean as a Volvo employee...I get in free? :-)

I freaking love you man!

I work for a dealer that uses AutoTrader and when people look at me like I’m crazy and say “$1200!? Kelly Blue Book says it’s easily worth $5000!”...I reply.

Well fuck man. :-(

HAHAHAH! Hey now! :-)

Since my son calls my Mustang “My Little Pony”...you’re not helping me out here! :-)

One of the guys at my dealership here has a Phaeton. I got to ride in it once. :-)

Yes, it is. It’s just not a sports car. People think they’re the same but they’re not.

Please name this place. They sound like they need some of our business. ;-)

You obviously haven't seen the anti-vaxxer forums on Facebook. ;)

“How long ago was this?”

No no no no NO!

Eureka did this yeeeears ago:

Well fuck man. :-(