Russians truly are my spirit society. My blood is northern/Western European but my soul is Russian. I never felt as at ease and comfortable as being in Russia where no one looks at you, approaches you, smiles, and where they would rather die than talk to you and would gladly kill themselves before asking for anything…

Not necessarily. People didn’t get to really choose to be mothers back then.

I don’t know if you meant “weary” or “wary” of men these days but frankly I am both.

Also John McCain: “I mean, I know I’ve been arrested for burglarizing my neighbor’s house, but you arrested a guy for graffitiing a wall the same day, and you let that guy go two weeks ago! Why didn’t you let me go at the same time? That makes no sense! All investigations take exactly the same amount of time, and if…

God I hope this is an actual screenshot

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

Ok but where can we get the costumes? I have a feeling we’re ALL going to need to stage these protests soon.

WORCESTER

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I’m all man laughing alone with a poster of laughing women together about My Favorite Murder. I listen to it on my commutes and just relax almost to the point of bonelessness.

Real bravery is stealing someone else’s children.

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

Yup. I am just living with the face my life has wrought.

I also have RBF but I actually am a bitch IRL, so.

People think she has a “hostile” face?! Viola Davis has a face like the sun shining through parted clouds, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

If ever a purely comedic performance deserved a Best Actor Oscar it was Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein. In my opinon it is the single best comedy of all time and Wilder’s performance one of the all-time great comedic turns.

Ben and Lauren are two very polite pieces of half-defrosted gluten-free white bread

The creatively titled Ben and Lauren: Happily Ever After, featuring former Bachelor Ben Higgins and his bride-to-be Lauren Bushnell, premieres on ABC subsidiary Freeform on October 11. It looks so...interesting!

“My emotionally-estranged babadook of a life partner”