I want to be hologrammed sitting on my couch and looking disapprovingly at everyone. It'll keep my kid in line and discourage my boyfriend from getting another girlfriend. Even in death, I live.

I know, I didn't even recognize Morello without her signature red lipstick! And seeing Adubo with that purple lippy and the cute bob! Someone was saying on a previous post how cliche it is for every magazine to stick the OITNB actresses in ballgowns for the cover shoots, but I think it speaks to how astonishing (and…

I think my story is pretty good! My school had ours at the Pacific Science Center in Seattle. I was determined to have the stereotypical prom experience. I got my make up and my hair done, rode in a limo, etc. The only thing that I thought would make the night ever better if I lost my virginity.

I used to cut them out cause I was born with linebacker shoulders already.

He's probably got really long legs that balance it out. I'm more amused by how the bult of the sweater and especially that wide cowl make his head look to small like Will Smith had just blown it off and the new one hasn't fully grown to size yet.

I knew a dude that looked just like him. He was working on an MA studying chameleons. All of the ladies loved him and he gave my roommate genital warts.

Cute.

Harry, when you're between two ferns , you're always the butt of the joke.

He showed courage and loyalty when it mattered the most. Pod may not be a terribly good squire, but he is straight up ride or die.

I think they make a charming duo and I would seriously watch ridiculous sporting events more often if they were the commentators for them. FLY FISHING WITH TARA AND JOHNNY.

That must explain why it looks like the uniform for a Real Housewife to wear at a Republican fundraiser while debuting her new nose for the first time.

Oh god, THE FEELS. *sob*

This whole thing reminds me of that Margaret Atwood quote. "Men are afraid women will laugh at them; women are afraid that men will kill them."

I love multiple baguettes as well!

"We're all born fat virgins, you know."

The idea of having access to that data gets me so stupid excited. I'm such a data nerd.

Made an account just to post this. (http://crappy-candle.tumblr.com/post/841608429…)