I have always had what my mother loved to call, "A woman's body." I spent my teenage days coveting the Quicksilver 'kinis at PacSun and wondering why I couldn't ever get one to fit.

This dude needs to check his pancreas privilege. As a diabetic I will never know the sweet mysteries of cramming my gullet full of sugar-blasting peeps, and this is a painful reminder of my daily struggles.