It seems that Harvard, Yale and Princeton replaced City College of New York and Syracuse and the University of Minnesota in the pop lexicon … because too many screenwriters actually went to those schools (and not on need-based scholarships). College being a major accomplishment for anybody, they have to have gone to…

I liked Mercer from the book, too. In my case, I saw Mercer as an artisan, and never as what from the trailer he seems to be cast as—a hayseed. And, yeah, I'm a city dweller – that may have a little something to do with that. But not really.

He likes to watch girl-on-girl action, tee-hee …

The cat Gus is just my type (if I were 20+ years younger). I am realistically below a 7 out of 10 in attractiveness. In fact, he could afford to have an even bigger hipster paunch. Would make him just my lifelong 6.5-ness … That Midwestern lack-of-edge and that body could fly well anywhere hipsters would hang their…

And the fact they held back from Gus that they were sisters until the frustration point. You and they know the guy's not salad-days' Hugh Hefner … a nerd but not a wealthy wonk with the Playboy Mansion. What gives here?

I wish. That would be me rewriting the movie …