Once the power of the almighty green has burned away your soul, this is how you end up. The devil always collects his due.

When you realize that you were the A-Team, and now they’re scrambling to get applications for the C-Team...

“29-year-old congresswoman who doesn’t seem to know much about anything.”

I remember a statistic from the time of the London riots a couple of years ago - black residents were sixty times as likely to be stopped and searched by police than white residents.

I’m surprised that I haven’t watched a single one of the films on this list.

In Joe Haldeman’s Vietnam-inspired Science Fiction novel “Forever War”, humanity eventually evolves into an army of clones of a single person.

Bruce Willis don’t care.

Britain asking Germany for assistance because they feel threatened by the Poles?

Trump needs a Chief of Staff who will say: “I’d lie for you (and that’s the truth)!” A man (or woman) who will turn a blind eye to Trump’s “nocturnal pleasures”. Unfortunately, it’s easier to find a paradise on a dashboard light, than it is to find such a perfect underling.

Hired!

Give it another twenty years. Who even cares about 9-11 anymore these days? Not many.

That’s true. However I don’t think it’s an accident that this cry for help is coming out of the House and not the Senate.

The essential problem of the Democrats is that they’re the negotiator that is brought in when some nutjob takes a bunch of hostages and threatens to shoot everyone if they don’t get their way.

Unfortunately Republicans have a vast ecosystem (“the swamp” if you will) at hand to cushion any fall from Congressional grace, so “out of a job” likely means “cushy, 500 grand/year gig at one of the Koch brothers’ “think tanks” or one of the other GOP billionaire ghouls.

Maybe it’s because I’ve seen too many movies over the decades and have become jaded to watching the same basic story archetypes play out over and over again with nary a surprise, but I find myself strangely unmoved by any Marvel movie. I enjoy them fine for the two hours that they’re on, and then immediately forget…

It’s almost as if he has no idea how to run a business - or the government. Six bankruptcies, anyone? How do you go bankrupt selling Americans their favorite pastimes (football, booze, steaks, gambling) over and over again?

Even a bat out of hell would rather serve the devil’s administration than this one, agreed.

He could nominate some dipshit from Fox News

Being White House Chief of Staff under Trump is akin to being hand under Mad King Aerys - when he’s done with you, he may not cook you in your armour, but he’ll roast you on twitter for months.

Before the 2020 election, Trump will deploy an even larger number of troops to fight coyotes in the border states, as a do-over of the Great Emu War of 1932.