Wives help to humanize the monster on the trone. Worked for Hitler with Eva Braun, still works for Assad with Asma.

He does it by putting the TP around a stick.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that cheapskate later reused the “still good” TP.

I would hope that stroke doesn’t lead to death right away though, but to a complete physical paralysis - like locked-in syndrome. Let him be forsaken by his family and put under the sole watch of a resolute Mexican caretaker who speaks not a word of English. Let him spend the next 20 years of his life without the…

Thankfully Tim Allen is pacified with a new TV gig for now.

They’ll just move the goalposts further. Women’s right to vote might become a contentious issue in the near future.

Soros is really this Nazi generation’s Lord Rothschild, isn’t he?

So where’s the Democratic counter ad campaign? Oh, there isn’t one? Those were the days...

I’m rolling on the floor laughing at the thought of this tangerine troglodyte commanding 7.000 thermonuclear warheads. Funniest thing ever.

Trump, during his reelection campaign in 2020, calling the White House press corps into his private quarters to boast about a new skill:

The standard and precedent set by the Franken resignation is a warning to everyone in the Republican leadership. They must circle the waggons at any cost to defend the likes of Kavanaugh, Trump and Roy Moore. If just one of those dominoes falls, it will encourage the political opposition to come after every other…

This is a bad take that really puts the writer’s political literacy into question. Texas is - by far - the most powerful Republican state in the union, losing one of its Senators to the Democrats (who’ve been virtually wiped out in the South) would be a severe blow to the Republican Party.

And hating on the blue states whose subsidies keep the lights on in red state America.

I remember reading back in the day that he donated to some inner cities basketball project in L.A. as part of his PR rehabilitation tour, then, once his legal woes were behind him, was never seen again. He is, and always has been, an egotistical piece of shit.

The Sulzbergers haven’t exactly lived the life of the downtrodden, and inherited wealth breeds a certain solidarity not with the working plebeian masses, but with other patricians who also inherited their wealth.

I don’t think the Democrats will strike lightning with another Obama in the near future. Cotton is not a charismatic Führer like Hitler or Mussolini, but there were other successful fascists like Franco or Pinochet that made up for their lack of charisma with Machiavellian skills and calculated brutality. We should…

America’s fatal historical mistake may have been fighting the Civil War. If the South had seceeded in peace, it would have likely crawled back and begged to rejoin the union before the turn of the century, and without any of the undying animosity and thirst for payback and revisionism that came with their defeat in…

Not even that. They don’t give a shit whether the fetus stays healthy during pregnancy - hence why they’re responsible for the United States being the only developed nation in the world with no universal prenatal care and maternity leave. Birth defects, miscarriages and maternal mortality are the highest in the…

The way things are going, that party will be indistinguishable from the NSDAP by the year 2030. This also means that if they are still in power by then, they will employ similar methods to silence the opposition.

It’s not the Senate that limited the FBI investigation, but Don McGahn, the White House consel. Don McGahn is also the man tasked with getting Kavanaugh confirmed, a fairly obvious conflict of interest that is just part of the game these days.