Paul Ryan is basically the coward’s, armchair version of...

if their bought politicians fail them JUST ONE MORE TIME

Trump would go bankrupt trying to sell Perri Air to a planet at the brink of asphyxiation.

This sounds like the plot of the Matrix trilogy. Even Neo and Smith eventually hammered out (after hammering each other for three movies) a compromise.

It all comes down to a need to feel outraged about something so they can feel less miserable about their own lives for a few minutes.

The thoughts and prayers of an atheist like me are likely worth as much credit with the man upstairs as her praying to a white Jesus that never existed: Nothing.

I loved Spaceballs as a kid.

Ted Cruz.

He’s never looked like that, except in his military school days when they actually forced him to exercise.

Probably because he realized (albeit too late), that Trump was never going to pay him.

Right down to the cheating.

If you’ve been around a bit beyond US borders, this vast gulf of income inequality that can be found in developing nations today just isn’t worth the few extra bucks in the pocket, that you don’t really need anyway.

It’s ironic that, besides the racism you and I are angry about, but his supporters love, they bought him as a successful businessman and master dealmaker, because that’s what NBC sold him as for over a decade (thanks a lot Les Moonves and Jeff Zucker). “If it’s on reality TV, it must be true.”

Seems to run in the Nazi family, superior genes and all.

A larger, elegant silver watch like a Rolex Submariner would look much better on his fat arm. Hell, I don’t have eight grand to burn on a watch either (chump change to Trump), but even my $300 Sector looks better than this. It’s too small, and the gold/dark blue combo doesn’t fit with the beige pants and white shirt…

Also: Biff Tannen, the Trump caricature from Back to the future.

Xi Jinping is the most powerful party leader since Mao - and Mao killed an estimated 80 to 100 million of his own people to gain and maintain power during his 30 year reign. These are not nice people the President has to deal with on a frequent basis in order to protect American interests.

They will wine and dine this fool like a cat does the mouse - before it gets hungry.

...which is voting against their own best interests. They don’t sit in the same boat with David and Charles Koch, no matter how much they want to, but with their black colleague in the factory. Sure, they may sit in the front of the boat, but that doesn’t mean they’re cruising on a 200 feet yacht. At the end of the…

Patrick Stewart would make an audio book version of the phone book interesting. He’s an international treasure.