I think I’ve eaten my body weight in wings this year alone, but I eat wings 2-3 times per week at least.

But that’s where I keep all my stuff though!

I think this is the best work you’ve done here Chris since I’ve been around and following you. Nice job

Can’t have a next Zodiac Killer while the current one is still on the loose.

He’s gonna show it now, isn’t he? :-(

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

Pretty sure I heard my mom whisper that into the phone a few hours after my dad left to grab some smokes back on Father’s Day 1988.

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

Nathan Peterman: Starting QB, despite his most recent appearance including 5 picks in a half.
Colin Kaepernick: still not even a backup QB in the NFL.

I use the handicap stall every time I poop. It’s always cleaner and I like all the kicking room i gots in there. Really let’s a man relax while he’s trying not to let other people here him loudly fart out sprays of shit in a public bathroom and being labelled as “that guy” as you walk out in shame.