I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her, six feet under, and I can still hear her complain

For the curious, it’s also a bad idea to bury your pets in a sematary.

I bury them in the backyard, right next to the ex-wife...

That tape’s not red, it’s green!

The irony is that the Academy sends out DVDs for judges to vote on, so unless he wants to start renting out theaters for judges to screen films, the nominees all got “viewed” on the same TV sets that Roma did.

Sometimes the caps are being used!

Taco Bell will pay for it!

If I’m going to climb this far up my own ass