Man shut the fuck up

Always going to be a 360 dunk over a defender truther.

Science is hard.

The answers to both of your questions are literally in the first sentence of the article.

Prediction: This gets higher ratings than “All Takes Matter”.

You miss 100% of the memes you don’t tweet.

This is what it looks like when fat people sit in stadium seats.

If a taek drops on the FS1 and no one is tuned in to hear it, does it still really matter?

Actually, they’ve ruined plenty of white players too. Statistics show that more white players have busted out of Cleveland. All Careers Matter

I tried this once with my girlfriend, did NOT end well.

Best Commenter on Deadspin.

Comments like this are exactly why this series must never die.

I see no reason to leave this comment in the grays.

So what you are telling me is that you are an actual fan of the team, not a fan of the fans, making you, therefore, one of the best fans in baseball.

Zardes must be on virginsonly.com because he can’t get a first touch right

Our midfield must be on farmersonly.com.....because we are getting FUCKING plowed.

Have you ever played football? Have you ever played football..... ON WEED?