Colorado Springs is more of a target than Denver ever will be

If we end up in a nuclear war with China, a gun really isn’t going to do you much good when a 20 megaton warhead explodes within a few miles of your house.

lol ok. Thanks for letting us know.

Uh, we still have to put up with the Fox broadcasters even if we watch it on CTV. You think Bell Media is going to pay to supply their own play by play and colour (note the u) guys? This is one time I’m actually sympathetic, since we can see all the goddamn ads on this little thing called the internet.

thankfully Deadspin would NEVER use young people for work and not pay them... right? RIGHT?

Surprisingly? What are you talking about? People love skills competitions like this. Athletes have a blast doing them.

It’s hard to take Rondo’s huffing and puffing about not going to the media that seriously when he, now a veteran, went all-out on Instagram instead of “coming to the team,” but even so, the Bulls are not in a good place right now.

I know the people who regular email you guys stories are wannabe intellectuals, but can you make a rule to trim the stories some? Whole lotta just typing words that really have nothing to do with the story. They’re not going on book tours, just talking about how they shit themselves once. I don’t need to know why the…

The machines would enjoy watching.

This list was, if anything, overexplained.

given the responses by both Feinberg and Marchman on Twitter, I wouldn’t hold my breath for that one.

I’m still waiting on the article about the L they took tonight.

Also, Deadspin went down to Ted Fucking Cruz