This just destroyed my self confidence by 10x

Each his own I suppose

How about a navy suit?

Couldn’t agree more. Black is the exception.

I disagree. Matching socks to shoes is fine in some cases. For example. Grey slacks, black shoes, black belt, black socks. Can the Jezebel staff comment on this ?

First Tim Thomas, then Curt Schilling. Now freaking Bill Belichick?!

I was originally very excited to watch this... that lasted for all of 30 seconds. Interesting though. Thanks for sharing.

yeesh sorry

Will I remember Andre Johnson? Of course! He made the varsity squad in 2013.

Fair enough! Didn’t know it was a derby thing too Preakness sticks out because I thought I heard someone died

Porto party runs are the Preaknes.

That’s not the crown

When will civ 6 be released on Mac?

2006. It was 2006.

I've rsvp'd to wedding in a month that I do not want to go to. What are my best options for telling my friend I cannot attend?

Queue your Duane Reade night of jokes....

MVP

It was actually game 2 of the finals for Tim Thomas and the goal was in overtime. Nice article.