timtheninja
Tim the KNinja
timtheninja

When the 1996 Ford Taurus came out, I was instantly in love with it.

I have an uncle in Houston, and when I was younger he was driving me around and night and told me something along the lines of “one quarter of these drivers are under the influence of alcohol, and one half of these drivers are packing heat. How much of an overlap do you think there is? Just drive straight, mind your

For some reason, I don’t hate the eBay headlights. I think they look pretty good on yellow.

Got anything more substantial than obscenities rapist apologist

Just gonna point out that there’s a big Boeing office in OKC

That explains Texas’ absence. Every time I drive through there, it’s like The Death Race, I swear.

How is it at off-roading? Or at least soft-roading?

I had an Aurora for a while back when I was a kid. It was pretty dang quick and had a lot of neat features. Unfortunately, it was not reliable in the slightest. It fell apart so fast. Window motor broke one month, serpentine belt the next, then goes the transmission, and then the steering column adjuster somehow broke

Not my color but I can’t hate it. If it was white with red interior, I’d be flying down there right now.

True, but she kinda snuck in that his ridiculous loan was one that she set up for him. So she’s responsible for that one as well.

While we won’t get the EZ-6 in the U.S.,

Very smart thing to say when your company is starting to do very poorly.

And knowing that they were trying to do it cheap, I imagine the weight balance would be very rear-biased. Snap oversteer would probably see hundreds of these wrapped around telephone poles.

Wow, I thought it was at least glued on. WTAF is this bullshit

If you’re lucky, it’ll briefly serve as a truck.

Yep, exactly. Probably worse in regards to water spots on stainless steel, though.

“And if not, warranty is voided!

Sure the car was cursed, but just look at it

This guy can only be alive at this point due to plot armor, I swear. 

But... but... but I was told Joe Biden gave the CCP direct access to the computers to shut down our economy because of woke!