But what really matters is how it stacks up against the ChangLi

I guess it means that Lotus has dealt with long delays before?

Oh, Corey Booker Image, what can’t you do!

Perfect for hauling with your new eBussy! But make sure it’s a rich friend, because no one needs to pay that much for a glorified Sea-Doo.

Counterpoint: no.

Ooooooh, okay, I thought that maybe this was about something serious, not whether or not she is a normal, functioning human has a boyfriend. My bad.

It’s called a Wet Rod, and its shape is much more phallic than a regular PWC?

The perfect time for this article to be recommended.

Ain’t no fart like a BART fart, am I right?

I wish I could give you more stars for this excellent reference

getting up and staying up made for a formidable challenge

At least bob (the one saying to file an insurance claim) there seemed to be somewhat sane. But the rest? Woof.

Our WRX has (pretty nasty-looking) curb rash on all four wheels. Two of those were within the first 10k miles of having the car. It has near 100k miles on it now. We’ve never had any suspension/linkage issues in those ~90k miles.

The only glossy finishes in your car should be:

Glossy bezel

I mean... there’s a reason we censor “goddamnit” as “g**damnit.” I’ve personally been chewed out by a few Christians for that one. Your average person doesn’t really care, but there’s tons of Christians who do.

Or in a trailer with little-to-no airflow that’s been cooking in the 100º+ sun all day.

“Everything is just a few hundred clicks away.”