My dad said the same when he came to visit me in Japan. It's an earthquake thing as far as I can tell. Imagine having to dig up roads after a quake to fix everything. It just took a couple of guys and a ladder to fix all the broken cables outside our office this year.

No, its a sure fire guaranteed way to get page views. And don't call me surely.

Be careful for what you wish for... that sounds like the best offer they are likely to get.

*applauds*

agreed.

Its good to know that a company that makes it money by selling anti virus software is there to warn us of these viruses.

You'd have thought with all that money he would have written it the right way up.

Kerching! Hey Steve, mines a pint!

No no. The guy taking the photo has a pointy hat and the sun is behind him.

looks great... however, lets scale things up a bit and go to Japan!

Hiyall,

So telling people living in Tokyo with children to "calm the fuck down, please." would be considered what?

@timtempest:

"Workers Evacuated as Smoke Rises In Fukushima’s Reactors 2 and 3"... so? ...and? ...because? ...the reason being? ... the smoke is?

well said, in particular explaining why so many wear facemasks. And yet.... you recommend we all head to The Mail to read about Jony Ive.

Oh right yeah... from the same quality rag that bought you "Dark days in ghost town of Tokyo", "Particles spewed from wrecked Fukushima power station arrive in California", "...The British government has joined other nations in urging its citizens to leave the country whatever way they can

How much is it to buy? Just wondered so I can start saving.

@Dys: Just to save others the trouble a "friend" of mine tried this in that popular Yupron site. Sadly not so awesome as the other entries on this page, although why Zia appeared under Z is beyond me. According to the slang dictionary its "often a person of African origin, usually a nerdy Warcraft player who displays…

@brijazz: Aaaaah. I indeed am not a home owner. I live in Japan as it goes and sure as anything no space in apartments for a room with just a sink! wow.

What happened to the other .5 of bath?