No Water of Life, or Spice Beer, or plain ol' melange??

SPOO - fresh and mature.

Thanksgiving dinner at Buffy's!

I win. Next topic, please.

Big Kahuna Burger

It's the best drink ever made!

Holy FUCK do I love that first Percy Jackson movie. Better than the book IMO.

Dresden Files TV Series.

Flash! Ah-ah! He'll bore everyone of us! Seriously. Take one of the most swashbuckling heroes in sf and fantasy and come up with this boring crap free from swash and buckle. Ming, not so much meglomaniacal as middle management. Just turd city all around.

I know this is the book cover, but the movie version threw out so much, I'd rather they reboot as an HBO miniseries.

Heroes

Everything about this movie! Make the series into 6 movies if possible, dividing each book into half a movie. Cast all PoC cast. Get new director. Make it more fun. Etc etc. Too many things wrong with it.

The Last Airbender

The obvious answers are going to be movies made from books: Earthsea, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, etc. And I would likely agree with those answers, but I'll also nominate Suckerpunch, which had a wicked trailer and sounded like a fun adventure about killing monsters and samurai…

Nobody suggested Continuum? The whole series is about a police officer coming from a dystopic future, where corporations control the government and abuses normal population, trying to avoid that "terrorists" turn off that future. So they discuss current world, not evident for all, dystopia (that could turn worse, as…

"Network" was played as a "Friday Night Movie" when I was a kid. I was too young to really understand a lot of it and watched it as an adult as it was such a fixture of my four channel no VCR no premium channel mid 1970's early adolescence. Paddy Chayefsky wrote a note perfect screenplay that has aged quite well. …

The Day After. Hard to think of any other Cold War films that lay waste to the idea of Mutually Assured Destruction as effectively as the film did, just as Reagan was kick-starting one of the biggest US military build-ups in US history.

I will have to go to childhood for this. The first season of Ren and Stimpy was voiced and created by 2 deviants that got their show to air on a kids network (Fun Fact: Billy West split his time voicing cartoons and impersonating racist Reds owner Marge Shott for Howard Stern). Every episode was full of stuff that…