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I know it's best said before but Vastra, Jenny and Strax are screaming for a spin-off:

I forgot how badass Jesus was.

WWJD? Freak out and flip tables, that's what.

Jesus, the original table-flipper.

I have decided that "Jesus flippin' tables!" is an expression I need in my life.

And lo the Lord did enter into the temple. And when the tables did enter upon His sight He totally flipped that shit.

Jesus, that was a lot of table flips.

Jesus was pretty OG.

And so it was that Jesus anointed the table flip to be the most effective means of expressing one's rage. It's in the Bible.

One of the few books I actually needed to take breaks during while reading, because it made me so incredibly anxious. All of his Bachman Books are pretty bleak (so I'm loosely counting them as a "series").

Only problem I could have with the Patlabor movie, is that the majority of the characters from the series aren't in it. It would be like watching a Star Trek with the next crew that had the Enterprise after Kirk's crew moved on.

I always assumed the problem was that these movies are often terrible in and of themselves.

Lets be real. There will never be a better adaptation than Speed Racer. Ever.

POLTERGEIST!!!!! to this day I carry an deep seeded mistrust and dare I say Hate toward clowns.... and freaky ghosts..

This sequence scared the snot out of me as a kid. Also, in more embarrassing moments, apparently I was so terrified by Schmendrick's transformation of the Unicorn into Lady Amalthea, my dad had to take us out of the theater. Yeah, I don't get it either. My only defense is that I was only three years old at the time.