For posting this first, I could crush your head... like a nut... but I won’t... because I need you.

I have to pee so bad I can taste it.

You are a person of great taste and intellect.

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Complete FAIL on how to properly use cavalry. You ride HARD at full speed with lances and spears INTO the enemies ranks and let your 1200 pound ARMORED horse smash your enemies beneath their hooves. THEN you draw swords and start hacking.

Wil Wheaton is never gonna get out of that Rainbow-stripe uniform...

In the villains poster - who’s the balding dude in a red uniform next to the two season-1 admirals?

Cat People - Inglorious Basterds.

I knew Tina Turner has to be in here somewhere. Nice one.

I so don’t care about this movie - never should be made.

That’s because Don Cheadle can act...

Wow! Very nicely done...

I LOVE BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!

Yep - seeing this one in 3D.
Even if it’s a trainwreck, it will be in glorious hyper-color 3D.
Plus: