Iron Fist: Who am I?!
Everyone else: Sho Nuff!

Only Harry Dresden calls out “Parkour!” when doing parkour.

And then the new couch will go right over there.

Also, soooo completely miscast. I mean, seriously - who the fuck is going to be scared/worried about evil wizard Johnny Depp coming after them? Evil wizard Colin Farrell coming after you? THAT you would worry about...

If he had OCD it would be CDO, I hate it when the letters are all fucked up...

Hell, I’d settle for doing the cool “roll the coin across your knuckles” trick. No magic required. Or to pull off an awesome finger roll...

Yep, saw that coming a mile away. No augmentation needed.

SQUIRREL!

Sweet car.

Setting my phaser on pun - IVANOVA IS THE BEST NUMBER ONE EVER.

I’d like to remember Commander Shelby right out the frakkin’ airlock. Hated that character.

THIS is my Jesus? Awesome!

SQUEE!

Excellent!

No one here wants a movie THAT dark.