This is the only thing Fred Ward should be doing:

So wait. It sound like that they’re gonna make the film adaption of the COMPLETELY AWESOME comic written by Mark Verheiden and Mark A. Nelson.

He who controls the spice controls the universe.

Jim Dale is Excellent. A finer narrator has never been recorded.

I feel like I’ve been busy all week. Evil Dead coworkers and all.

See, now that would be a movie worth watching. Comedy version of Fight Club or Sixth Sense.

McConaughey for Flagg? Good choice.

Oooo. Rain Johnson. Nice call.

Peter Jackson?

I’m waiting for when Harry actually gets to punch Mab in the face. Plotting to turn Molly into the Lady? Fuck you Mab.

Or Stephen Sommers.

Kosh - “You are not ready for immortality.” No fucks given.

NO MORE RUNNING THROUGH THE SHIP. (JJ, this means you).

First rule - Away teams should not consist of the captain, the entire fucking bridge crew and the chief engineer.
Should be more grunts in the show, not just the officers.
I want MACOs on that ship - on every away mission.
And for God’s sake, you have security teams, internal sensors, force fields and point-to-point…

PENTAGRAM OF DEATH!

Go stand in the corner and wait your turn.

I totally SQEUEE’D when Tom Baker showed up.