Fuck me...

I was better at his job when I was a potato, you monster.

Cortana is not impressed.

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.

Where is Mr. Brady when you need him?

So say we all!

After the Overwatch launch trailer - I didn’t care about the game. I wanted an Overwatch movie! The trailer was awesome!

GAH! (hangs head in shame)

Fixed that for you

If they send one yours to the hospital, do you send one of theirs to the morgue? ‘cause that’s the Chicago way.

Damn, that sounds good...

Working in a steak restaurant in Albuquerque when I was in high school, one of the waitresses took and order from this old guy. He said, “I want it, On, Over, and Off.”

Skip the eyepatch and go the Archangel route:

You forgot drowning.

What? No love for Kung Fu Hustle? Son, I am disappoint.

I love Cordy.

Only downside to stopping time is you will age faster than everyone else. Just little bits at a time, of course, but you will age faster.