You can never go wrong with Tom Selleck’s mustache.

I applaud your vivid distaste for this reading material. Well composed.

What about Rapunzel’s revenge? Uses those braids to kick ass, western-style.

Series would have been better with the fourth book, if only the author HAD NOT DIED.

Case Closed.

Hey, what’s this - I was dead and now I’m undead?! Awesome! What’s that you say? Go jump over that cliff? Sure, why not. Hey - that didn’t hurt much - being undead is awesome! Let’s go kill some Wildlings and Crows!! Yeeeehaaaa!

Skip the eyepatch and go the Archangel route:

Feeling the burn...

HELL YES. Where the hell was Slippery Jim on that list? Losers.

And here I thought I was gonna be the only one posting the 3 Amigos today!!

Amigos! The salute!

Mind control. An amazing amount of self restraint is the only reason Professor X isn’t running the whole show.

I LOVE THIS MOVIE!! So dumb tho.

I still feel the pain to this day.

I just got the Copper Key and opened the First Gate.

Dawson Dance Party!