This is why I love the internet.

this needs a sequel.

No, I leave Santa alone. But I draw the line at mall Leprechauns! ^_^

You want proof? You can't handle the proof! ^_^

KillerBee: You, sir, have a heart as cold as ice.

Kid's dead wrong. Grandpa is saying "I love you", without saying it.

You're damn right - Beth deserved better.

My personal fave is the Knight of Gold.

"Got a car up there and left the keys in it - you know why? 'Cause we're the only ones going back up there - that's why."

At the end of the day today, I'll do one of these two things:

<russian accent> In Russia, the floor hits you! </russian accent>

That would be AWESOME! Quick, get casting on the phone!

Riker had more going on than Kirk...

Great read.

I see that you are traveling a Snark Factor 8. Please keep me posted when you go to TransWarp Snark!!

In order:

Godzilla flattens San Francisco and you think I'm in danger?

The Moon Landing. Would have been awesome to be part of that history.