Yep - this book was my introduction to the f'd up mind of Piers Anthony. Then I go on to to find out that there's weirdo sex in nearly all of his stuff. In book 3 (or 4) he starts in with some VR pedophilia - the "space tyrant" has a preteen girl try to seduce him with a legal age avatar in vr... yeech.

This looks sweet! Zenigata leaning out the window with his megaphone?! Jigen's hat! The car?! AWESOME!!!

If the Lovely Angels stop to visit, it's bad news for anyone.

Temple of Doom arcade game was the best!

Funny that you mention The Passage. Cronin cleaves each book in two on his own. Chapters 1 thru 15 - intro characters, make you like them. Chapters 16 thru 32 - it's 80 years later and all those people from the first chapters are all dead and it's not until chapter 31 that you figure out how everyone is actually…

Gah! Beat me to it!

Vampire crisis resolved! Jamba Blood for everyone!!

Yeah! WTF, no love for Time Rider? Becoming your own grandfather?

Easy - The ONE who WAS - The ONE who IS - The ONE who WILL BE. Done!

President Roslin would have airlocked her already...

Whedon'd would totally mean that Sky kills him. Or stabs him through the heart with a sword and sends him to a demon dimension.

Sorry - Riley was the WORST. And Oz... Oz made Willow cry. That's unforgivable. Almost as bad as being boring.

Ka is a wheel.

I'll see your Season One cast and raise you with my Season 4 cast!