What a thorough indictment of modern capitalism.

In the U.S. South, I bet there are a bunch more “faithful slave” monuments than these types.

Fun fact: I watched this on a flight and half the plane laughed together.

He's both the dragon and the wolf. He's the Drolf.

They’re not from New Jersey.

Pinhole viewers are lame. You’re not seeing the eclipse, you’re just seeing its shadow. It would be like if you went to see Michelangelo’s David and you stood with your back to it as someone shined a flashlight from behind it against the wall.

The danger is overrated. If you could actually go blind, they wouldn’t even hold the eclipse. It wouldn’t be allowed.

It's also a way to give money to a bunch of his friends and regulars he works without without actually giving them money directly. It's a win-win.

Which is a damn shame, because it was great.

This looks like something some cynical liberal dreamed up to try to make a buck of Trumpsters.

My Cousin Vinny would have made an excellent TV show. Who wouldn't want to spend more time with Vinny and Mona Lisa every week? Solving crimes, getting into hi-jinx. It could have been great.

Thanks for samsplaining.

They used to put Stickum on their hands. Now they’ve got those gloves.

I hope they go back and add his fun waffles song.

Oh good lord is L.A. Confidential so damn good and so damn rewatchable. Great cast, terrific setting, perfect design, wonderful score. That's a damn fine movie.

Yeah, Heather was great. Miss her.

I'm like halfway through The Force by Don Winslow. It's fun, but I buy absolutely nothing about the characters or even the setting. It's like he interviewed as many cops as he could and then decided to take every anecdote, story, personal detail, and trick-of-the-trade he heard and squeeze them into the book.

Sounds of Silver. Everyone song is solid.

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