I made this for Memorial Day and it was pretty damn good.

They should have Kentucky play a home game without a crowd, in an empty arena. I’m normally against collective punishment, but I can make an exception for college sports fans.

Unless they’re providing me with chocolately marshmallow cereal, vampires ARE lame. Magary is right.

I just remember having those kickass Empire Strikes Back bedsheets. They were apparently sold in 1979, so I guess my parents got them then and I used them for 15 solid years: https://img1.etsystatic.com…

I hope their tour of collegiate safe spaces includes Patrick Henry College and Liberty University.

The North is game to you?

If only there were someone who had warned Rand Paul that this was who Jeff Sessions is. A colleague, perhaps, from across the aisle. Someone who had worked closely with Paul on criminal justice reform. If only.

This is excellent news.

I'm still laughing at Gina throwing the yogurt in front of Terry.

There's not a single track on this album that's as good as "Hip Hop Hooray" by Naughty by Nature.

Here are the must-haves:
Super Tennis
Faceball 2000
U.N. Squadron
Sim City (Surprisingly awesome for SNES)
Home Alone
NBA Jam: TE

Their response was the most punk rock song of the Bush administration:

The AV Club initially contacted me to write a review of The Promise, but I guess I took too long. I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say.

Please don't encourage Bill Donohue.

I’ve always said that if you just cut Messi’s highlights into a 100-minute film and put it in theaters worldwide, it would make $1 billion. No talking head clips, no story. Just highlight after highlight for 100 minutes. It would be enthralling.

I found it generic and disjointed.

The last time Memphis saw an exodus this big, the Egyptian army drowned in the Red Sea.

Her reports from the Olympics are some of my favorite bits ever.

He’s undeniably better than anything to do with hockey by half.

That's a good trailer. I like the retro titles. It looks perfectly nuts and Cate Blanchett looks great as Amy Lee.